Anoche mi mamá y yo estábamos sentados en la sala hablando de las muchas cosas de la vida...
Entre otras... estábamos hablando de la idea de vivir o morir.. Le dije:
'Nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos.
Si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantengan vivo, prefiero morir.'
Entonces, mi mamá se levantó, con cara de admiración... ¡¡¡¡ !!!!
¡Y me desenchufó...! ....
el cable,
el sky,
el DVD,
el televisor,
el internet,
la computadora,
el nextel,
el ipod,
el estéreo,
la Consola,
el Refri,
y me tiró todas las cervezas.
¡Ay, cabrón...!!!
¡CASI ME MUERO!!!
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