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hace tiempo chuck norris tuvo sexo en un camion, poco de sus espermatozoides se quedaron en dicho camion, este camion en la actualidad se le conoce como optimus prime!



chuck norris le gano a una pared jugando tenis !!!



Chuck Norris le enseño al Maestro roshi a hacer el KAME HAME HA



Las lagrimas de Chuck Norris curan el cancer. Lastima que Chuck Norris nunca ha llorado



Codigo policiaco: cualquier persona que ataque a Chuck Norris es conocido como un codigo 45-11... suicidio






CHUCK NORRIS puede darle energia a un pais con solo tirarse un pedo



Los espermatozoides de Chuck Norris pueden conducir autitos hot wheels!!



Chuck Norris borró la papelera de reciclaje.



chuck norris embarazo a una mujer mientras el masticaba metal, al nacer el hijo, el doctor vio que tenia adamantio en sus huesos y decidio llamarle wolverine



Chuck norris tenia un carrito de juguete cuando niño, hoy en dia se le conoce como Knight Rider



Un dia Chuck comio por error 4 tortugas, cuando fue al baño y las kgo, estas salieron sabiendo karate, eh ahy el nacimieno de las tortugas ninjas



Si los Jedi hubieran dicho "Que Chuck Norris te Acompañe", habrían conquistado el universo en medio capítulo de Star Wars



Chuck Norris alcanzo al correcaminos... y se lo regalo al coyote



La orina de Chuck Norris se la envasa. Es conocida como Red Bull.



chuk norris usa el santo grial para mear



chuck norris odia level up y todos los imbeciles q  escriben en el
(excluyendome)



Chuk Norris estuvo en Haiti.........Se nota verdad


 


UPDATE


Chuk Norris puede correr uncharted 2 en un atari 2600


bruce lee es el unico ser humano que pudo esquivar una patada de chuck norris, pero murio de arrepentimiento minutos despues


Chuk Norris es el unico que le ha visto la cara a los papas de la vaca y el pollito


Chuk Norris puede hacer que michael jackson resucite negro


Chuck Norris puede atarse el cordon de sus zapatos con los pies cuando los trae puestos


La ultima vez que Chuck Norris jugo batalla naval fue llamado Pearl Harbor


Chuck Norris es la causa de que Doctor House lleve bastón


Freezer subestimó a Goku porque crea que la leyenda del súper-saiyan
se refería a Chuck Norris.


chuck detubo la bomba de hiroyima, se la quedo como trofeo, y para que pensaran que la bomba exploto se rajo un pedo



 


 

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